I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's
sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
Author: Milton Berle
I like to wake up each morning
felling a new man. -
Author: Jean Harlow
I'm an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor
I've sometimes thought of
marrying, and then I've thought again.
Author: Noel Coward
If I'm not back in five minutes..
wait longer
- Jim Carrey
If worry were an effective
weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
Author: Nancy Drew
Insanity: doing the same
thing over and over again and expecting different results
Author: Albert Einstein
It is dangerous to be sincere
unless you are also stupid.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
It's not the men in my life
that count, its the life in my men.
Author: Mae West
Middle age is when you've
met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone
else
Author: Ogden Nash
No nice men are good at
getting taxis -
Author: Katherine Whitehorn
The report of my death was
an exaggeration After reading his own obituary, June 2 1897
Author: Mark Twain
The worst moment for the
atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
Author: Dante Rossetti