The trouble with
some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then
marry him -
Author: Cher
Time is a great teacher,
but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Author: Hector Berlioz
True friends stab
you in the front.
Author: Oscar Wilde
We are not retreating
- we are advancing in another Direction.
Author: General Douglas MacArthur
We the willing, following
the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much
for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything
with nothing.
Author: Anonymous
We're going to turn
this team around 360 degrees
- upon being drafted by the Dallas Mavericks.
Author: Jason Kidd
You can't leave
footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt.
And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?
Author: Anonymous
You eat pieces for breakfast?!
- Adam Sandler
Happiness is having
a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
Author: George Burns
He who dies with
the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead
Author: Anonymous
Here's to you and
here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should
ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
Author: Anonymous
His ignorance is
encyclopedic
Author: Abba Eban
I belong to Bridegrooms
Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over
a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for
me.
Author: Dick Martin
I can write better
than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than
anybody who can write better
Author: A. J. Liebling
I don't mind where
people make love, so long as they don't do it in the street
and frighten the horses.
Author: Mrs.Patrick Campbell
I like to wake up
each morning felling a new man. -
Author: Jean Harlow
I love deadlines.
I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Author: Douglas Adams
I love Mickey Mouse
more than any woman I have ever known.
Author: Walt Disney
