MARRIAGE

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(1281 votes)  All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

Anonymous

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(528 votes)  A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

Anonymous

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(492 votes)  Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

Anonymous

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(477 votes)  He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

Anonymous

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(460 votes)  Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Helen Rowland

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(434 votes)  Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.

John Lennon
1940-1980, British Rock Musician

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(430 votes)  There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.

C. S. Lewis
1898-1963, British Academic, Writer, Christian Apologist

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(429 votes)  Marriage is both a civil and because some religions object to the concept, any more than the government should ban atheism because some religions object to it.

Lisa Pampuch
newspaper columnist

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(347 votes)  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner

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(336 votes)  The best part of married life is the fights. The rests is merely so.

Thornton Wilder
1897-1975, American Novelist, Playwright

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(327 votes)  A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams

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(323 votes)  Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.

Thornton Wilder
1897-1975, American Novelist, Playwright

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(322 votes)  A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

Joseph Addison
1672-1719, British Essayist, Poet, Statesman

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(320 votes)  If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

Marty Allen
American Actor

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(306 votes)  The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..

Woody Allen
1935-, American Director, Screenwriter, Actor, Comedian

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(300 votes)  Marriage is the death of hope.

Woody Allen
1935-, American Director, Screenwriter, Actor, Comedian

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(278 votes)  Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.

Hoshang N. Akhtar

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(274 votes)  To marry unequally is to suffer equally.

Henri Frederic Amiel
1821-1881, Swiss Philosopher, Poet, Critic

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(273 votes)  For any woman to success in American life she must first do two things: Prepare herself for a profession, and marry a man who wants her to succeed as much as she does.

Cathleen Douglas

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(272 votes)  Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.

W. H. Auden
1907-1973, Anglo-American Poet

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(264 votes)  If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Johnny Carson

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(251 votes)  If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Johnny Carson
1925-, American TV Personality, Businessman

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(248 votes)  To marry a man out of pity is folly; and, if you think you are going to influence the kind of fellow who has ''never had a chance, poor devil,'' you are profoundly mistaken. One can only influence the strong characters in life, not the weak; and it is the height of vanity to suppose that you can make an honest man of anyone.

Margot Asquith
1864-1945, British Socialite

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(241 votes)  Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.

Louis K. Anspacher

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(238 votes)  When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband!

Shana Alexander
1925-, American Writer, Editor

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(235 votes)  Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.

Hoshang Akhtar

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(232 votes)  Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.

Barbara De Angelis
American Expert on Relationship & Love, Author

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(225 votes)  Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

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(224 votes)  The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make -- not just on your wedding day, but over and over again -- and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.

Barbara De Angelis
American Expert on Relationship & Love, Author

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(224 votes)  In America every woman has her set of girl-friends; some are cousins, the rest are gained at school. These form a permanent committee who sit on each other's affairs, who 'come out' together, marry and divorce together, and who end as those groups of bustling, heartless well-informed club-women who govern society. Against them the Couple of Ehepaar is helpless and Man in their eyes but a biological interlude.

Charles Caleb Colton

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(222 votes)  The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge
1772-1834, British Poet, Critic, Philosopher

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(218 votes)  Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.

Louis K. Anspacher

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(206 votes)  I married beneath me. All women do.

Lady Nancy Astor

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(204 votes)  When a match has equal partners then I fear not.

Aeschylus
BC 525-456, Greek Dramatist

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(199 votes)  Two such as you with such a master speed cannot be parted nor be swept away from one another once you are agreed that life is only life forevermore together wing to wing and oar to oar.

Robert Frost
1875-1963, American Poet

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(195 votes)  I married beneath me. All women do.

Lady Nancy Astor
1897-1964, British Politician

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(192 votes)  I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.

Bette Davis
1908-1989, American Actress, Producer

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(181 votes)  Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

Erica Jong
1942-, American Author

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(181 votes)  The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him -

Cher

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(180 votes)  There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship --only backward. You try to start again but get into blaming over and over. Finally you are both worn out, exhausted, hopeless. Then lawyers are called in to pick clean the corpses. The death has occurred much earlier.

Erica Jong
1942-, American Author

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(176 votes)  Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

John Lyly

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(176 votes)  Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee! Fun for men you mean. - Scarlett O'Hara

Gone With The Wind

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(171 votes)  My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!

Rodney Dangerfield
American Comedian, Actor

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(165 votes)  My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

Rodney Dangerfield
American Comedian, Actor

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(164 votes)  This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love

Anonymous

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(162 votes)  Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Anonymous

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(160 votes)  Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

Jane Austen
1775-1817, British Novelist

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(160 votes)  It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

Jane Austen

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(159 votes)  It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

Jane Austen
1775-1817, British Novelist

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(159 votes)  By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

Socrates

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