Keep away from people who try
to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really
great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Author: Mark Twain
Let us be thankful for the fools.
But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Author: Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that blushes,
or needs to.
Author: Mark Twain
Only presidents, editors and
people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial 'we'.
Author: Mark Twain
People born to be hanged are
safe in water.
Author: Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And
suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.
Author: Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself
up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Author: Mark Twain
The human race has one really
effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Author: Mark Twain
The report of my death was an
exaggeration After reading his own obituary, June 2 1897
Author: Mark Twain
Under certain circumstances,
profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Author: Mark Twain
You cannot depend on your eyes
when your imagination is out of focus.
Author: Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
Author: Mark Twain
It is better to deserve honors
and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Author: Mark Twain
It is by the fortune of God
that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom
of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
Author: Mark Twain
It is by the goodness of God
that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom
of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either
of them.
Author: Mark Twain
It is not best that we all should
think alike, it is differences of opinion that make .
Author: Mark Twain
